Good Laugh, thanks Kerr

2 04 2012
A REAL DILEMMA FOR NOT SO GENTLEMANLY GOLFERS (AND THERE ARE A FEW OF

THOSE AROUND):

What if you were playing in the club championship tournament finals

and the match was halved at the end of 17 holes. You had the honor

and hit your ball a modest two hundred fifty yards to the middle of

the fairway, leaving a simple six iron to the pin.

Your opponent then hits his ball, lofting it deep into the woods to

the right of the fairway.

Being the golfing gentleman that you are, you help your opponent look

for his ball. Just before the permitted five minute search period

ends, your opponent says: “Go ahead and hit your second shot and if I

don’t find it in time, I’ll concede the match.”

You hit your ball, landing it on the green, stopping about ten feet

from the pin. About the time your ball comes to rest, you hear your

opponent exclaim from deep in the woods: “I found it!”. The second

sound you hear is a click, the sound of a club striking a ball and

the ball comes sailing out of the woods and lands on the green,

stopping no more than six inches from the hole.

Now here is the ethical dilemma:

Do you pull the cheating bastard’s ball out of your pocket and

confront him with it or do you keep your mouth shut?

Keep on swinging!

 

Cheers

Geoff 

 

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